Hits From The Bong

Lee Evans
2 min readSep 14, 2021

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At first glance of this job advertisment, it would appear rather brazen to advertise for someone to clean your bong. When I first came across it, I wondered how many offers there were for the job as I laughed to myself, giving quiet credit to the poster for having no shame.

It was not until I reached reading the details of the job and getting past the carpet cleaning 4 bedrooms part, that I realised it was a spelling error. It made made me laugh even harder, but at myself. One might think I had maybe taken a few hits of the bong the way I was carrying on.

See, in my mind I thought what happened before I reached past that part was that the bong had been knocked over one too many times in each room which left nasty stains and smells on the carpets. There goes my vivid imagination, I truly pictured the house and the situation in my head. FOR REAL.

I considered posting (what I think was a humorous story) to the poster. I realised though that it would be inappropriate to post it on a website where people advertise for others to jobs and perhaps not everyone or even nobody would appreciate my sense of humor.

So, it was just too funny for me to forget about it. I honestly have been thinking about it and laughing for a few days now. I think we all need a good laugh at times. This is one time, I do not mind being at my expense. I hope you have just as good a laugh as I have been.

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Lee Evans
Lee Evans

Written by Lee Evans

Lee Evans is a Writer, Copywriter, Journalist and Editor. Lee enjoys the outdoors, eating food and foreign films.